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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar ChewyNutCluster 13 day.agoA rope walks into a bar...
The bartender yells, "Hey! We don't like your type around here." So the rope sadly leaves the establishment. The rope stands in the alley for a few minutes before he builds up the courage to try again. He twists himself up and parts his hair before returning to the bar. The bartender looks suspectingly at the rope and says, "Wait a minute... aren't you that rope from before?" The rope replies, "No sir. I'm a frayed knot."
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avatar Private_Loser 14 day.agoA Serial Killer, a Priest and a Judge walk into a bar
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
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avatar jabberjaw750 15 day.agoSo this termite walks into a bar
And says “where’s the bar tender ? “
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avatar daaave33 23 day.agoA seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
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avatar OldSoles 24 day.agoThe Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit walk into a bar
The Bartender says, “Is this one tab or three?” They reply, “Yes.”
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avatar iamyouareheisme 26 day.agoA skeleton walks into a bar
He tells the bartender, “Give me a beer and a mop”
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avatar jvlpdillon 27 day.agoAn old fur trapper walks into a bar...
He claims he can identify any pelt and how it was killed with his eyes closed. The other patrons agree the wager a round of drinks per guess. The trapper goes all night, beaver killed with a knife, elk killed with a shotgun, squirrel killed with an arrow. Yada yada... This goes on all night. The trapper is getting really drunk from all the free drinks. He eventually stumbles out of the bar. The next day the trapper comes back to the bar with 2 black eyes. The bar goers ask what happened. He replies he got into bed with his wife and proclaimed "skunk killed with an axe".
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avatar _WalkTheEarth_ 1 mon.agoa pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
CLONK! CLONK! CLONK!
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avatar Gil-Gandel 1 mon.agof(x) walks into a bar
The bartender says "sorry, we don't cater for functions".
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avatar BECOMING_A_TURTLE 1 mon.agoA depressed cannibal walks into a bar for the third time that week
He looks at the bartender and says, “give me some of the good stuff that makes me feel better.” The bartender looks at the cannibal and replies, “barbiturate?”
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